The Real Scientific Explanations for Stuff Table
by S. John Ross
When somebody wants to know how a given technology works, just roll on this handy table for your Star Captain's snappy response.
Roll once on A, then use B to fill in any blanks. Best if shouted while smiling. Adjust from singular to plural as needed.
Table A
- This miracle is achieved through Superior __________!
- It's a simple matter of applying ____________ waves to the _________, chum!
- A new kind of __________ !
- I just rigged up a ___________ to the ___________ !
- Dunno! The professor said it was something about __________. But it sure is swell!
- It's Good Old American Know-How, Son!
Table B
- Transistor(s).
- Ray(s).
- Photon(s).
- Quantum Mechanical Duct-Work.
- Obfuscatory Radiation.
- Capacitor(s).